Dark Possession — P’arfume Pour Muffettes™ T-Shirt

When temptation strikes and your pooch discovers the irresistible charm of a skunk, only one fragrance can save the day. Enter Dark Possession — P’arfume de Muffettes™, the legendary “cover-up couture” now available as a tongue-in-cheek tee.

Woven from a luxuriously soft tri-blend fabric, this shirt spoofs the high-fashion fragrance world while nodding to every dog owner’s late-night skunk fiasco. Durable, fitted, and impossibly comfortable, it’s the perfect blend of humor and style—because sometimes the only thing stronger than love is the need to mask Eau de Skunk.